Maybe if my parents chaired the Senate Commerce Committee I could get cell reception when I visit them

My parents live in some kind of weird cell-phone dead zone, where nobody can ever get reception. It seems to be a pretty local phenomenon, because I can get a signal if I go upstairs into one of the bedrooms, or out to the driveway. On the other hand, if my parents chaired the Senare Commerce Committee this wouldn't be necessary because they'd be able to get Verizon (which to put a cellphone tower in the yard, like John McCain tried to do.