Thursday, April 16, 2009

Chuck Norris may run for President of a seceding Texas

You really can't make this stuff up...

In an article entitled "I may run for President of Texas," Norris writes:

I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. As most know, Texas was its own country before it joined the Union as its 28th state. From 1836 to 1846, Texas was its own Republic. Washington-on-the-Brazos (river) served as our Philadelphia, Pa. It was there, on March 2, 1836, where a band of patriots forged the Texas Declaration of Independence. (We just celebrated these dates last week.)

1 comment:

Shimmy said...

Instead of a knife between our teeth, we have the drool of Chuck Norris on our lips!